20 ways to die in NYC

As compiled by the Village Voice.

1. You fall through the subway grate on the sidewalk
2. You fall through the sidewalk cellar door
3. You fall off a roof
4. You're struck by an exploding manhole cover
5. You're hit by a bus
6. You're hit by a taxi
7. You're hit by a bicycle
8. You're hit by a car on your bike
9. You're hit by a falling air con unit
10. You're hit by falling ice
11. You're hit by a piece of construction debris
12. You're hit by falling scaffolding
13. You're hit by falling tree branches or trees
14. You fall out a window
15. You fall off a boat
16. You touch the 3rd rail
17. You fall down the stairs to the subway platform
18. You fall onto the subway tracks
19. You do the above and survive only to be hit by a train
20. You're involved in an elevator disaster

What do you think? Have you escaped near death in NYC?
I mean these are all valid but what about murder, terrorism, heart attacks, cancer and all the other regular death inducing things?! Oh I forgot...its New York!!! ;-)